Bring On Lemons

Good Shepherd Lutheran Church in Two Rivers Wisconsin invites you to join in a Women's Bible Study of the Book "Pew Sisters" by Katie Schuermann. This will be a 12 week Bible study starting Monday February 4th from 6-7pm being held at: Good Shepherd Lutheran Church 3234 Mishicot Road Two Rivers, WI 54241 920.793.1716 Do you know someone who has faces hurts and disappointments in life? Do you ever wonder where God is in that pain? Perhaps you want to know how you can better help a sister in the pew. Look around you. We all have stories to tell of disappointment, suffering, and hurts. Come hear the tremendous stories of your Lutheran sisters from around the country and what God has done in the midst of their struggles. Call or email Sarah Eiden with questions or to sign up: 920.205.8086 saraheiden@gmail.com.  Come for fellowship, and learn how we truly are "pew sisters".

Before we get intimate with each other, I want to tell you what I love about my resume. Here goes - MY RESUME IS GREAT BECAUSE IT EXCLUDES: -the fact that my feet always smell like cider vinegar when I wear sandals -that my laundry piles up downstairs (clean) -that I prefer to order in rather than cook in the summer -that I like pastry for breakfast better than any other food on earth (bring on cheesecake) -that I dance around naked sometimes and there's more jiggle than there used to be -my insecurities about myself, my future, and my abilities -information about my vehicle being excessively over on an oil change AND tire replacements -mid-life acne -my spare tire -my neurotic tendency to clean daily -the fact that I said ASS the other day and now both children keep repeating it -my ranting when things don't go my way -my impatience My resume shows you only what I want you to see. It makes you want to meet me to learn more...and even then, you...