Bring On Lemons

CRYSTAL J. CASAVANT-OTTO 9906 Hershau Rd * Reedsville, WI 54230 * 920-645-7529 * CrystalJOtto@gmail.com Creative Professional I have strong written communication skills and was published in the Feb. 2012 edition of Collector Magazine and have recently been published several times each month on the daily blog of WOW! Women on Writing as well as my own blog (bringonlemons.blogspot). I am enjoying raising our family and working alongside my husband on our small family farm in rural Wisconsin. I enjoy the creativity that comes with juggling the duties of motherhood, volunteer opportunities, and business ownership. Key Skills Office Management Teambuilding &Supervision Staff Development &Training Policies &Procedures Manuals Report & Document Preparation Spreadsheet & Database Creation Compliance & Complaint Resolution Creative Writing / Blogging Meeting & Event Planning Community Involvement Time Management Work/Family Balance Experience ...

Before we get intimate with each other, I want to tell you what I love about my resume. Here goes - MY RESUME IS GREAT BECAUSE IT EXCLUDES: -the fact that my feet always smell like cider vinegar when I wear sandals -that my laundry piles up downstairs (clean) -that I prefer to order in rather than cook in the summer -that I like pastry for breakfast better than any other food on earth (bring on cheesecake) -that I dance around naked sometimes and there's more jiggle than there used to be -my insecurities about myself, my future, and my abilities -information about my vehicle being excessively over on an oil change AND tire replacements -mid-life acne -my spare tire -my neurotic tendency to clean daily -the fact that I said ASS the other day and now both children keep repeating it -my ranting when things don't go my way -my impatience My resume shows you only what I want you to see. It makes you want to meet me to learn more...and even then, you...